attention drivers: get back in your cars!

attention drivers: get back in your cars!
you can stop clogging america's half-assed implementation of public transportation. you can stop wondering why up until this point it has been nothing more than an afterthought. you can stop begging for bike lanes. you can stop "demanding" alternative fuels. you can once again focus your attention on increasing the throughput of your beloved highways and in the meantime waste the important and useful years of your lives sitting in traffic or engaging in various acts of road rage.
magically, after the commies in congress got the crazy idea of regulating speculation - the root of capitalism, the "supply and demand" theory took hold. once again, it's a case of socialism being brought in as a last ditch effort to save capitalism from itself, as has happened since capitalism has been allowed to run, unabated and unchallenged through the veins of america.
yes, the price of gas has come down again. thankfully, america can return to what it knows best - destroying itself and delaying the inevitable. hallelujah.
more politics goodies:
against science
people deny the same science which rules every part of their lives
» read | posted: 2009-10-05
risky business
there's more to the 200 billion dollar bailout of freddie mac and fanny mae than meets the eye.
» read | posted: 2008-09-11
this author knows sarah palin
got this email forwarded to me from a friend of a friend who apparently knows sarah palin
» read | posted: 2008-09-11
the decline and fall
reading edward gibbon's 'decline and fall of the roman empire.' an interesting read.
» read | posted: 2008-07-06
irradiated nation
irradiation is supposed to kill bacteria. doesn't appear to work.
» read | posted: 2008-06-19
i'll take a burger, hold the diarrhea.
who is responsible for the salmonella spread and why is the fda protecting them?
» read | posted: 2008-06-16
future ghettos
the cost of gasoline is going to change the way americans live, whether they like it or not.
» read | posted: 2008-02-29
iSuck
we hate the war, but are powerless to do anything about it. this is why.
» read | posted: 2008-02-24
dr. ron paul
a friend suggested i take a look at dr. ron paul, so i did.
» read | posted: 2008-02-20
cut and run
george bush wants to cut some more taxes to stimulate the economy. this is why we are in this mess to begin with.
» read | posted: 2008-01-18
political progress
with the election machine ramping up, i am taking some time to think about the coming spectacle.
» read | posted: 2008-01-06
whole foods
whole foods has become the only real option for people who eat organic food in alot of communities. this is really bad.
» read | posted: 2007-11-21
eminent domain 2.0
the government wants your stuff to make themselves more money. is it a communist plot?
» read | posted: 2007-10-21
freedom fries
why would someone defend my right to poison myself in the name of the free market?
» read | posted: 2007-09-28
tap dancing
larry craig, just like everyone else in the republican party, is a hypocrite. it wasn't supposed to be this way.
» read | posted: 2007-09-11
gentrification
i am a white male. i live in an ethnic neighborhood that i wasn't born in. i am responsible for rents going up. such is life.
» read | posted: 2007-07-19
nice try gw
will anyone fall for this insincere attempt to pacify european discontent of america's lax environmental policy?
» read | posted: 2007-05-31
ladies and gentlemen, hugo chavez
hugo chavez has become a powerful leader of the old left. the old left is completely irrelevant.
» read | posted: 2007-05-01
a dying colonialism
red dawn, frantz fanon, ho chi minh. america's inability to learn from the mistakes of european imperialism and it's incapacity to understand that other people don't want us to make their decisions for them.
» read | posted: 2007-04-27
burn the constitution
why the constitution must change or be thrown away.
» read | posted: 2007-04-16
an odd union
the american labor movement has always aligned itself with the liberal democratic party - even though union members are anything but liberal.
» read | posted: 2007-04-07
libertarians vs. reality
libertarians are the funniest windmill jousters around.
» read | posted: 2006-05-02
usa uber alles
the current immigration "dilemma" is something that conservatives are, yet again not thinking through.
» read | posted: 2006-04-16